tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6876150051336556098.post4820024078830737627..comments2023-10-02T02:48:04.749-07:00Comments on The Slightly Cranky Waitress: Bad omens.purplegirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02952678339075163056noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6876150051336556098.post-81084740351955142432015-06-02T21:42:46.061-07:002015-06-02T21:42:46.061-07:00If I ask "how are you?" and they reply, ...If I ask "how are you?" and they reply, "i'll have a coke", I'll reply, "I'm fine, thanks !!" I call this educating clientel.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6876150051336556098.post-79853821897245547152010-01-04T08:06:45.016-08:002010-01-04T08:06:45.016-08:00-Ordering "just a water with lemon" and ...-Ordering "just a water with lemon" and ordering the cheapest entree they can to 'share'.<br><br>-Interrupting my greeting to order.<br><br>-AZWaitressAZWaitresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01915227990095961304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6876150051336556098.post-19512387894443824132010-01-04T11:42:35.428-08:002010-01-04T11:42:35.428-08:00Men who wear caps and are unshaven. Not expecting ...Men who wear caps and are unshaven. Not expecting much after that.Steven Nicollehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11540210376308428872noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6876150051336556098.post-29499301552040468662010-01-04T17:50:27.443-08:002010-01-04T17:50:27.443-08:00OMG yes, the greeting interruption!Even when you&#...OMG yes, the greeting interruption!<br>Even when you're simplying saying "how are you?" and they reply, "i'll have a coke"<br>that really gets me going. lol<br><br>Another clue, they have a coupon booklet on the table. I work for a chain and I know off the bat that when I see that coupon book, I'm thinking 10% or less is on the way. Not saying every coupon user is a cheap bastard but there are the occasional tightwads.<br><br>Or how about when they ask how much a Coke is? If they can't just figure that a soda is a couple of bucks then obviously the budget is pretty tight.<br><br>I'll think of more. lolJessihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00937553618910640524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6876150051336556098.post-40367055305625629732010-01-04T22:23:05.381-08:002010-01-04T22:23:05.381-08:00extra well done steakscoffee drinkers at the begin...extra well done steaks<br><br>coffee drinkers at the beginning of the meal.<br><br>Anyone asking what the 'house' wine is. <br><br>SOS people... anybody wanting things on the side.<br><br>A-1 users. <br><br>groups of women over the age of sixty.<br><br>members of families who want seperate checks.<br><br>Split entrees. <br><br>Credit card on the table before there plates are empty. <br><br>I have more. but, those are some that I think up quickly.Waitress Diaryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09702155510269442493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6876150051336556098.post-90218965518607669462010-01-07T10:05:53.886-08:002010-01-07T10:05:53.886-08:00Definitely the coupon people, very rarely a good t...Definitely the coupon people, very rarely a good tip. We offer free unlimited fries. We have lots of people come in, order waters to drink, split a burger, and want extra fries before the meal. "And keep em coming" <br><br>Before I worked there, I ate there the day after thanksgiving one year. Being the day after Thanksgiving, my husband and I were not very hungry but did want something to eat. We felt very awkward about even asking if it was okay to split a burger, what with the fact that the fries are free refills. We asked if it was allowed to split and that we wouldn't get extra fries since we were only paying for one burger or whatever, and the waiter was really cool about it. I can see why- working there now, I just get people demanding this kinda thing left and right- I would also be relieved that a guest actually seemed conscientious. I guess very few people are at all concerned about being cheap jerks?missaustinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6876150051336556098.post-51419160903591781202010-01-07T14:08:11.433-08:002010-01-07T14:08:11.433-08:00I think a lot of people think it's not cheap i...I think a lot of people think it's not cheap if you're trying to scam a big corporate restaurant--I didn't get nearly so many tightfisted fuckers at the family owned place.purplegirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02952678339075163056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6876150051336556098.post-42427917601843236252010-01-17T16:58:26.769-08:002010-01-17T16:58:26.769-08:00The picture of the nails did it for me :DI could p...The picture of the nails did it for me :D<br>I could picture each of these parties!Mary Sheehan Winnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07739304038978908921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6876150051336556098.post-20318200772281108202010-01-18T01:19:32.555-08:002010-01-18T01:19:32.555-08:00Aren't those nails just HIDEOUS?Aren't those nails just HIDEOUS?purplegirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02952678339075163056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6876150051336556098.post-23165071586709644002010-01-21T13:18:42.428-08:002010-01-21T13:18:42.428-08:00HOT water with lemon...HOT water with lemon...nativenapkinhttp://www.sorrynotmytable.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6876150051336556098.post-62285344506395058412010-01-23T03:07:57.610-08:002010-01-23T03:07:57.610-08:00Fucking assholes with their hot water and lemon! L...Fucking assholes with their hot water and lemon! Like we don't know that means they've got a teabag in their purse!purplegirlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02952678339075163056noreply@blogger.com