On my "Well, I'm in a bad mood" I received the following comment -- anonymously, naturally:
"There is too much bad language n this blog-both by readers and the writer.
Is this how you are at work?"
Dear dipshit asswipe ignorant Anonymous,
Thanks for the laugh. Are you fucking kidding me? This is my fucking blog, bitch, and if I want to use foul fucking language every other goddamn word, then that's what I'll fucking do. Of course I'm not like that at work, I'd be out on my aching ass in an instant if I went around telling all the shitty customers what a bunch of motherfucking cocksmacking asshats they are! Jesus bloody motherfucking H. Christ, do you think I'm a fucking moron? If you're too fucking sensitive to handle my usually fairly restrained language, then piss the fuck off and read a different goddamn blog. Who the fuck asked you anyway? I'm a motherfucking adult, and if I want to talk shit, call my customers cocksuckers and cunts, then I will -- and you can kiss my fucking tits and piss off.
And if you actually took all this seriously, especially after the George Carlin reference at the end, then you really need to lighten the fuck up!
18 comments:
I hope they've got the fucking message.
BUAHAHAHAHA!! That's right, give the fuckers hell!
Dammit! Does this mean I can't say douchecanoe over here anymore?
Well, shiiiit, what's the point?
[Very funny pg. :)]
Oh fucking A Right ON !
I'd hate to see what they'd think of MY blog...I know I'm more vulgar than most of the other server blogs!
BTW, Anon, if you don't even have the balls to post your name then maybe you shouldn't post at all.
ROFLMAO
Yes, this is exactly how restaurant folks speak when the restaurant is empty! Anybody who can't figure out the difference between on the floor and on a blog is a -- what did you say, Skippy? douchecanoe!
I love your swearing ways! I have learned new and creative insults from many a post, so fuck Anonymous.
Also, I have just finished reading all your posts, from end to beginning. Cuz I'm cool like that.
Your blog has made me more aware of the service I get in restaurants as well as the kind of customer I am.
Thanks for being slightly cranky and sharing your stories. :) I am officially hooked now!
ha ha ha, that's great! If you really don't like these motherfuckers, send 'em my way!
Of course! That's the fucking solution! You need to open a fucking restaurant in the style of La Nouvelle Justine, where the servers are all fucking dominants who abuse and terrorize the fucking customers with foul language and possible spankings! :D :D :D
Clearly Anonymous has never worked in an effing restaurant. As soon as my feet leave the floor you can bet I'm calling that bitch at table 31 (it's always 31) a bitch. In addition the cooks will be saying fuck as much as possible in regards to pretty much everything while the manager yells about people doing their motherfucking jobs. Restaurants are bastions of foul language. Why? Because you suck.
We just don't tell you to your face. That would be fucking rude.
"motherfucking cocksmacking asshats"
I think I love you :P
Hahaha!
Oh goodness, I was incredibly amused.
This is the way to handle criticism! =)
Fucking A!
..."kiss my fucking tits and piss off."
I love it! :)
Folks who post anonymously thinking they can be rude and get away with it crack me up. As website owners, we can see the ip addresses, which can even lead to actual names and locations, of people who visit and post.
Fuck 'em. The douchepickles get what they deserve.
:huggles:
~watergirl~
Fuckin' yeah right fuck!!!
Yes!
hahahahahahahaha!!!! Fucking Perfect!!!!!!
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