So one day a while ago, I'm standing ringing in an order in the kitchen. Offspring's "Pretty Fly For A White Guy" was on, and Bitter Divorced Man was singing. That was hilarious in and of itself--because he was singing the "give it to me baby, uh-huh" part. So I had to mock him.
"Do all the girls say you're pretty fly for a white guy, BDM?"
He smirked and said "No, they all say 'unzip your fly, white guy.'"
Sometimes, I love my bosses.