Alternatively, fuck off and die.
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Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Oh, please, I don't need to pay rent!
I'm so happy I got to run in circles for an hour and a half answering your questions and getting your food and everything else. Cleaning off your table is payment enough, please leave exactly $40.03 for your $40.03 tab. That's perfect.
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That is just mean of them.
Ever think maybe you just don't provide good service? You yourself have mentioned that you mess up orders, mix up tables, etc. As well, a fat slob doesn't really inspire one to be overly generous. They probably had a hard time keeping their food down.
WE--I didn't have much hope for them anyway; they spent the first fifteen minutes they were there asking idiotic questions about drinks and running me around to find out prices of different drink combinations. I think they were just looking for a reason not to tip, really; they were a little odd.
Now, on to you, "Anonymous". If you come back, grow some balls and actually identify yourself. Also, yes, I have thought about the fact that sometimes I don't provide good service. I'm sure this will blow the tiny little mind of an asshat like you, but the people who provide you with customer service actually ARE human. Amazing, right?
When I screw up and don't get a tip, I don't complain. In this case, I did not screw up. I did nothing to deserve this.
As far as being a "fat slob" ... that just made me laugh. I am fat, but I'm not a slob, especially not at work. And if you're the sort of person who would leave a hard-working, good waitress no tip because of her physical appearance, I think there's a special place in hell for you, and I hope you go there soon.
Hell = sitting on an airplane next to someone like you. You make the world ugly.
what's with all the haters lately on the blog? crazy.
oh well, pay no attention, purplegirl. you're still awesome!
I have no idea what hole that dude crawled out of. It was weird, huh? :) Thanks for stopping by!
She's really awesome...If you like bloated ankles and stretch marks.
Because of course a woman is nothing more than the sum of her fuckability as defined by you, right? Don't you have some algebra homework to do, child?
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