So after my last post, I actually got into a much better mood. This was partially due to one of my coworkers coming in to eat and sitting in my section. He's an annoying little twit sometimes, but weren't we all at eighteen? I have the same sort of relationship with him that I have with my older cousin--basically we're always fucking with each other, putting each other down, etc. So naturally I had to do something when I had him at my mercy.
So when he ordered a Mountain Dew, I doctored it up. I filled the straw with Tobasco. And then I even put the paper wrapper top back on the straw. I'm hilarious.
I didn't make much money, I was there a long time after I should've been, and I had to get a jump because I'd left my car lights on; but I had enough fun with all my coworkers that I still count it as a good shift. Even after the crummy start.