Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Come on! Do something interesting!

What am I supposed to write about if nobody does anything rude, aggravating, or cheap?!


Anonymous said...

Couple of suggestions for you to blog about(I am sure you have faced them several times)

~~Saying please and thank-you do not make me like your condescending tone any better! To be quite honest, it makes me want to drop your food on the floor before I bring it to you!


~~ I really do not care about all your medical conditions and how the are affected by the food you shovel into your mouth! Just tell me what you want to order and I will get it for you! It really is that simple!

The Bitchy Waiter said...

Just wanted to say thanks for all the traffic I get from your site. You rock.

Aunty Pol said...

You're still a daily read for me PG , even if no one is being stupid enough to write about...hell my blogs all over the place and I still go..what now ?

Hugs from Houston


Bunny said...

Hey Bitchy...I found you via this blog as well! I found this one via Holly's. I dont remember where I found hers!

fuckmytable said...

I love your blog, which is why I am passing on to you the LOL award. Your turn to pass the torch; instructions on my blog.


SkippyMom said...

Toes. Write about your toes.

I keeed.

The point is, though, that you could feasibly write about your toes and I would still read.

Now go and make someone do something stupid. Wouldja'?

Anonymous said...

Write about some good aspects of your job. Being a server does suck, but it's not all bad. It's sad that all the nasty, mean-spirited people out there so often over-shadow the good customers, the ones that bring a smile to your face and make you want to bend over backward for them. I'm sure you could spin an amusing story from a good experience just as well as you do from the bad ones.

Lindsay said...

Hey I nominated you for an LOL award! Check it out at http://gratuity-not-included.com :)

purplegirl said...

Anonymous #1 - I sure have faced those before. And written about them ... somewhere in the archives. :)

Bitchy Waiter, glad people are visiting you -- you're a riot. :)

Aunty Pol, SkippyMom, I'm glad you still come by. :) I need to work on commenting more on your blogs -- on everyone's blogs! -- because I'm terrible about that. I read late at night when my brain isn't working! :)

FMT, Lindsay, thanks for the awards. :)

Anonymous #2, I've written about good things when they happen. But nobody's even been amusing in a nice way the last few shifts! I can't remember a single specific customer I've had!

Kara Hoag said...

I, too, have given you the LOL award. Well, when I get the post up.


Blair said...


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Stuck Serving

Blondeology said...

Maybe about the weird people who have met at your restaurant and started dating? We have a lot of those where I am and they tell us all about their relationships. Sometimes they pay together, other times they're fighting and pay separately! lol.

The Restaurant Manager said...

Good question!