Today as I was walking into the kitchen in front of a friend of mine, I stopped for a moment to give her a booty shake--hey, EMF's "Unbelievable" was on! And that's just how we all are. She promptly cheered and grabbed my braid and pulled, and first I just said "Harder! Harder!" So she pulled my head back all the way until I said .... "Oh yeah, now spit on me and tell me I'm scum!"
What can I say? I enjoy making my coworkers laugh.