Tales of a waitress who escaped the restaurant industry and then discovered a desk job kind of blows - so I put the apron back on. And I deliver pizza because getting paid to drive around listening to music is pretty awesome.
"is water free?" are you kidding? don't you sometimes wonder how people get let out of the house by themselves? it makes you want to take all the pointy things off the table.
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Amen.
I just love your sense of humor ;)
Um, I just clicked on the link to teardrop tattoos?
Really?
"is water free?" are you kidding? don't you sometimes wonder how people get let out of the house by themselves? it makes you want to take all the pointy things off the table.
Fake fingernails. Really, really long fake fingernails...
Oh Mary, I only wish it was humor instead of true. :)
Vandervecken, I'd say it makes me want to bring MORE pointy things to the table so maybe they'll take themselves out of the gene pool. >:)
Nativenapkin, you're so right. If you check out my first "bad omens" part there's a picture of some hideous nails like that! I could vomit!
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