I thought two weeks off would be enough to alleviate the littlest of my aggravations. You know, the stupid stuff that only irritates me because people are so generally retarded. But I was wrong. I still want to slap people for the following:
"I need an iced tea." Really? Because I don't think 'need' means what you think it means.
"I'll take a salad." No, you'd like one. You're not taking anything, unless I bring it to you in the first place.
"Do you have a bathroom?" No.
"Is (random item) good?" How the fuck should I know? Do you like shrimp? Do you like spicy things? Do you like vegetables? Are you allergic to anything? Why don't you read the fucking menu item and make up your own mind?
"Would like you (some add-on, salad or whatever)?"
"Is it free?" Yes, because restaurants don't exist to make money!
Oddly "just water" isn't bugging me!