I realize the actual definition of the word "tip" includes information. That does not mean that a pamphlet for $40/month old people insurance is an appropriate substitute for cash.
Especially not when the waitress is thirty years too young to qualify for it. Assholes.
(What's with the picture, you ask? I don't know. I plugged 'cheap health insurance' into Google image search and that came up. I guess if you have cheap health insurance you can afford an Audi and Krista Allen? Hilarious.)