(Okay, so the reason my blog archive disappeared .... I got freaked out because someone in my town was reading, and I convinced myself it was someone I knew. Everything is saved and backed up; I'm thinking about whether to re-upload it or not. I may do some serious editing first. We'll see. For now, enjoy a new story.)
I had some really smart people in my section last night. The first one was this snotty, skanky bitch at a table of five. My first clue she was a moron was when I asked her what she wanted to drink and she stared at me as if I were asking her a complex algebra equation. The kicker was when she ordered the southwestern burger.
"Would you like your burger medium or well done?" I asked.
"It's a burger?"
The second genius was eating with her grandmother, mother, and two sisters. She was probably mid-twenties. I was walking by and overheard grandma pointing at her neck and saying something like, "the parathyroid is under your thyroid."
Genius said, "Your thyroid is in your neck? I thought it was in your leg!"