Most of the time, Dolly drives me fucking crazy and I want to grab her by the face out of the bar and make my own drinks. So usually if a customer complained about her, I'd wonder if this will be the straw that gets her ass kicked out. But tonight's complaint was just .... oi.
It was a busy night, and so a couple with their five year old daughter chose to sit at the bar instead of wait for a table. We're a family place so that isn't that uncommon. The little girl was adorable - you know, for crotchspawn -- and loved being up on a high stool where she could see everything. She was also dancing to some our ridiculously loud music.
Well, one of the songs that came on was LMFAO's "Sexy And I Know It". I kind of think it's a hilarious song, and the video is definitely .... interesting. Anyway, there's a part in the song where he says "wiggle" over and over. So the little girl had been bopping to this very catchy song, and when it got to the wiggle part, Dolly said something like "can you wiggle?" And she and this cute little kid started wiggling.
Now, anybody will a brain can probably picture this. Think how a five year old is going to wiggle -- that's what Dolly was doing right along with her, goofy and with a big grin on her face. The kid's parents were laughing, they absolutely loved it. The other bar guests were laughing. It was great .... until one of Cat-Eye's table called her over. They said it was inappropriate, that they had children with them who didn't need to see that kind of behavior, and they wanted to pay for their food -- which they weren't even going to wait for -- RIGHT NOW because they were leaving and would never be back.
You couldn't make this shit up.