Drunks are hilarious.

A charming group of young men came in early today and spent $209 at the bar. Later on they came back, totally wasted except for their designated driver. They drank another half bottle of Jager before leaving, and the entire time they were yelling to each other, throwing the f-word around constantly, and saying non-sensical things. Most amusing was how one of them called all the employees “baby doll.” The bartender and I could handle it. Pot Smoking Manager, not so much. He hid in the kitchen until they left after the fifth time he got called “baby doll.”