Yesterday this guy orders a $9 salad. As I'm picking up the menus, he says, "And that comes with a [$7 alcoholic drink], right?"
I just sort of blinked at him and said no. "Well, I thought I saw it!" he says, reaching for a menu. I let him look at it; he finally shoves it back at me all huffy and muttering that he "saw that".
Right, because all the pictures in the menu? They're exactly what you get. Your margarita comes with a Sam Adams, too.