Monday, January 24, 2011

Thank you for the new word!

Had a table of assholes tonight -- they always demand their beer with no foam and send it back if it has the slightest head. When I rang the ticket in I typed a little message to the bartender:

No foam
srsly these
people r

Thank you Matthew for the excellent word. It was a hit with my coworkers. :)


SkippyMom said...

I am a fan of "jackwagon" personally - takes longer to write tho'. giggle.

I said "douchenozzle" the other day in front of my 13 year old and I thought my husband was going to faint.

He wanted to know where I would learn such a word.

"Why the interwebs of course," I replied.

Then I looked at my daughter and said "No, you are NOT allowed to say it."

Hell, I don't even know what it means, but makes me smile. ;D

David said...

Years ago when i was managing for Hooters, I had a server that was dumb as a box of rocks. She was pretty bad at every aspect of the job, but the GM swore she would catch on. The final straw was her walking up to a table that ordered a pitcher of beer. She returned to the table minutes later to ask if they would like that with "foam or no foam."

TheGirlisAlright said...

Haha! Cocksmacks. I love it. I really like smacktard.

The Bitchy Waiter said...

May I use cocksmacks, please?

The Bitchy Waiter said...

I used your word and put a link to your site. Hope that's okay.

purplegirl said...

SkippyMom -- hahaha, freaking love "douchenozzle". And doucheweasel. :)

David, that's hilarious!

TheGirlisAlright - smacktard! Awesome! Hehehe!

BitchyWaiter, I'm glad you went ahead and adopted this magnificent word into your vocabulary! :)

Anonymous said...

My fav right now is jackhole. Because all you want to do is get the ass out.