Yesterday I got ready and drove twenty minutes one way for my "interview." It lasted literally four minutes. She didn't even have my application printed out. I was asked three generic questions and then told, "Well, I'll definitely print out your application and put my notes on it for the general manager. We just did a round of hiring so it'll be a couple of weeks at least before you hear anything."
So .... you're not actually hiring. Why the fuck did you waste my time?