I'm gonna be one cranky bitch in a week.

I guess my boss felt sorry for me, being sick and missing so many shifts. She did the schedule this week instead of Lapdog, and she scheduled me for seven days next week. Plus the three starting tomorrow, and a minimum of two more at the beginning of the following week if my schedule doesn't change from normal.

So starting tomorrow, I'm schedule looks like this:
5 stay (second cut)
4 stay
4:30 close
5 close
4 stay
11 first cut
11:30 first cut
5 stay
4 stay
4:30 close
5 close
4 stay

And considering they usually just copy the schedule over, and I need money, it'll probably look like this:
5 stay (second cut)
4 stay
4:30 close
5 close
4 stay
11 first cut
11:30 first cut
5 stay
4 stay
4:30 close
5 close
4 stay
11 first cut
11:30 first cut
5 stay
4 stay
4:30 close
5 close
4 stay
11 first cut
11:30 first cut
5 stay
4 stay
4:30 close
5 close
4 stay, unfortunate incident involving me, customer's head, and a very hot skillet
OFF (straightjacket)