Monday, November 23, 2009

Cheap.

Bitch, don't even pretend you don't have a tea bag in your purse. I know exactly what that "Oh, I'll just have hot water with lemon and honey!" shit means.

I know that for the price of hot tea in our restaurant you can buy a whole box of Lemon Honey Chamomile Tension Tamer Liquid Thunder Orgasmic Herbal Delight at the store. You know what the solution is, if you don't want to pay for it here?

Stay at home.

6 comments:

Hellraiser said...

Where can I get a box of that Lemon Honey Chamomile Tension Tamer Liquid Thunder Orgasmic Herbal Delight?;)

purplegirl said...

LOL

Steven Nicolle said...

Say that tea ten times real fast.

purplegirl said...

Can't! :)

Mary Sheehan Winn said...

You are damn funny!!!

purplegirl said...

Thanks. :)