"He'll have a cup of soup and a half a ham sandwich."
Then he'd better go somewhere else because a) we don't serve half sandwiches at six at night b) we don't have cups of soup and c) we don't have ham sandwiches at all.
Maybe if any of the three people at the table had even opened their menus, they might have known that
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what type of moron orders HALF a sandwich???!!!!!!!
An old toothless one. :)
Just like when the menu changes...."We came in last week and had that dish", "Yes Sir, but the menu has changed since you were last here", "Oh! Can we still have that dish though?" NO YOU FUCKING CAN NOT, WE ARE NOT A FUCKING SUPERMARKET, hehe! :)
Ah yes, love,love,LOVE the customers who create their own menu!! Lol! Your site is always so funny. God bless.
oh yessss... happens ALL the time! I just don't get it. And it never fails to make me REALLY angry!fulownsc
ooops... sorry, din't mean to post the captcha...! ^^
This is my biggest restaurant pet peeve EVER. I hate it when people order things that aren't on the menu. It's on the table for a reason! I had a guy do that to me once, and he had more time than anyone to look at the menu because he was waiting on the rest of his group. And he even added that he "hope[d] it was still on the menu". UGH.
heheheeh, they might as well have asked for a tongue sandwich and a cup of gruel...
I don't know why - but my god this made me laugh - a?b?c? No ham sandwiches - open the menu you FREAKS.
I swear I would've stood, mute, in front of them until they opened the menus up.
Or brought out a cup of coffee along with an empty plate and when they asked why the plate? I would've replied "That is your imaginary ham sandwich - that is on YOUR imaginary menu. Unfortunately it isn't on real menu. You want real food read the REAL MENU."
GTFO. Heehee...love it!
You all cranky me up. :)
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