On my "Well, I'm in a bad mood" I received the following comment -- anonymously, naturally:
"There is too much bad language n this blog-both by readers and the writer.
Is this how you are at work?"
Dear dipshit asswipe ignorant Anonymous,
Thanks for the laugh. Are you fucking kidding me? This is my fucking blog, bitch, and if I want to use foul fucking language every other goddamn word, then that's what I'll fucking do. Of course I'm not like that at work, I'd be out on my aching ass in an instant if I went around telling all the shitty customers what a bunch of motherfucking cocksmacking asshats they are! Jesus bloody motherfucking H. Christ, do you think I'm a fucking moron? If you're too fucking sensitive to handle my usually fairly restrained language, then piss the fuck off and read a different goddamn blog. Who the fuck asked you anyway? I'm a motherfucking adult, and if I want to talk shit, call my customers cocksuckers and cunts, then I will -- and you can kiss my fucking tits and piss off.
And if you actually took all this seriously, especially after the George Carlin reference at the end, then you really need to lighten the fuck up!