Long-time readers will remember that last year I worked in a haunted house. I was bored and decided to do it again this year, and once again, I can safely say that people SUCK everywhere. We're only three days in and I'm already tired of the assholes! Here's a hint: if you go to a haunted house, don't hide around corners and jump out at the actors and scream. That's my job, fuckface. It just makes you look like a tool. Standing in the middle of a scene with your arms crossed refusing to move doesn't prove you're a big man -- it just proves you're a cocksmack. We haven't had any crazy violent bitches who had to be escorted out by security yet (I got punched in the face by one of those last year), at least.
At least at this job when they piss me off I can scream at them! It's a good time despite the jerkoffs that have to prove they're big tough guys. One girl was crying literally crying last night, I'm twisted enough to have enjoyed that!
(ETA: After SkippyMom's comment, I can see how that came across as a little more evil than I really meant it. I meant it's a kind of job pride - although yes, you do have to be a LITTLE evil to work in a haunt!)
Maybe I can talk them into making a restaurant scene next year so I can scream about tips and children making messes .....