Things that annoyed me today.

• "Hi everyone! How are you to-" "I JUST WANT WATER. *snarl*"
• "Okay! How about everyone else, can I get you a raspberry tea or lemonade?" "*eye roll* WATER." "YES. WATER."
• At a different table: "Oh, I'll have iced tea!" "And I'll have water - and there's another person coming - so THREE waters."
• Two of those three waters being untouched at the end of the meal.
• While I was walking directly toward a table and making eye contact with her, a woman picked up her receipt and credit card and started dramatically waving them at me. 
• "Have you all decided on lunch?" "THIS is what I want. *stabs finger at a multi-choice item and shoves menu away* So I was telling Janice ....."
• "We need separate checks and we're all seniors!"
• "Can I order [item x] but get [item y] instead for the cheaper price?"
• The breadstick thing.
• That all this happened between my first two tables after I'd had a fight with my father before work and I was in no fucking mood for customers.

What didn't annoy me: The 50% tip on a bill of $50. Thank you, kind sir! You turned my day around!