Sunday, May 1, 2011

That little something extra.

There are a couple of guys who come in every week for drinks, and I almost always wait on them. When time permits I sit and chat with them, and I'd kind of consider them friends. Last week when they came in, they accidentally left me the plastic-y cover off a condom wrapper, so I looked down at the table and saw “MAGNUM LARGE” staring up at me.

Naturally, I had to give them shit when they came in again tonight. And just as naturally, they had to up the ante. It took me a few minutes to get to cleaning their table after they left, and as I was stacking things up I found something …. squishy. It was on a plate, under a napkin, and I'd picked it up and looked at it before I realized what it was: a condom balloon!

I kept it by the computer all night, it made me laugh so hard. Tried to get Lapdog to let me hang it from the ceiling in the manager's office for HotPants in the morning, but he wouldn't go for it. Buzzkill.

5 comments:

SkippyMom said...

Sounds like a fun bunch. Any ideas on what you might do to tease them back.

Bouncin' Barb said...

Definitely my kind of humor in this group. That's what makes it all so fun!

purplegirl said...

They're my favorite customers. :) Actually I went in to work on my night off last Monday just to take them cupcakes. Told them to mind the salty bits .... we're sick and twisted. :)

DMT said...

Its good when you get some regulars who aren't ass hats it actually gives you something to look forward to when you come in to work. BTW tell those guys I said they're legends!

purplegirl said...

They're awesome. :)